Mrs Hardy Quotes in Guest House Paradiso (1999)

Mrs Hardy: [ordering breakfast] Where do your eggs come from?

Richard Twat: Ermm... Hen's vaginas?

Mrs Hardy: He's a black belt in karate, you know.

Richard Twat: More like a pink belt in hanging about gentlemen's lavatories on Hamstead Heath.

Oliver: But, Dear, I haven't seen Stan in 20 years.

Mrs. Hardy: I couldn't see him in a hundred years.

Oliver: But, Toots, Stan is different.

Mrs. Hardy: I'll say he's different!

Mrs. Hardy: [adorably] And make that hour short.

Mrs. Hardy: [coming back from store] So you were only going to be gone an hour!

Mrs. Hardy: I declare nowadays the young folks feel so old and the old folks feel so young.

Mrs. Hardy: Your father's late tonight. You know, he's been acting strange lately. I hope he's not going to have a nervous breakdown.