Saucy Wood Nymph Quotes in Guest House Paradiso (1999)

Saucy Wood Nymph: Come gather, saucy wood nymphs, come from your groves! It is Richie!

Richard Twat: [Delighted to see he is surrounded by five scantily dressed wood nymphs] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, birds!

Saucy Wood Nymph: Come, love nymphs. Out of respect for Richie, let us all take out our great knockers, and wobble them about a bit.

Saucy Wood Nymph: Oh yes, do let's!

Saucy Wood Nymph: No, other love nymphs. First let us open our magic fairy briefcases, and shower our lord with bundles of unmarked tenners. Erotically.

All: Hurrah, yes! What a smashing idea!

Saucy Wood Nymph: But first, proud firm young maidens who are definitely on for it, let us anoint him with pints of super-strength illegal cider!

All: Oh yes, let's!

[All wood nymphs throw pints of cider over a surprised Richie. One of the nymphs has changed into Eddie who laughs maniacally]

Richard Twat: Settle, birds!

[Richie is doused in cider by five copies of Eddie who keeps laughing, until Richie wakes up from his dream]