Mrs Foxfur Quotes in Guest House Paradiso (1999)

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Mrs Foxfur Quotes:

  • Richard Twat: Ahh... Good morning, Mrs Foxfur.

    Mrs Foxfur: Morning, Twat.

  • Richard Twat: [opens the till and finds it empty] What are the advance bookings, like?

    Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: Ah, not too good.

    Richard Twat: [shuts the till] Ooooooooh, God!

    Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: Come on, Richie, it's not that bad.

    Richard Twat: Yes, it is, I just trapped the tip of my penis in the till drawer!

    Mrs Foxfur: [Eddie open the till] Oh, Mr Twat!

    Richard Twat: It's Thwaite,

    [whispers]

    Richard Twat: I thought you said the guests have gone.

    Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: I thought she was dead.

  • Mrs Foxfur: I really must have some more sherry!

    [passes out]

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