Mr. Wheat Quotes in Good Burger (1997)

Mr. Wheat: [after Dexter hits his car] Let me see your license.

Dexter: Uh, yeah, regarding my license... I'd give it to you... but you're gonna have to wait.

Mr. Wheat: For what?

Dexter: Uh... about a year... that's when I get one. That's when they put it in my hand.

Mr. Wheat: I hate to do this, I hate to put a black man in jail.

Dexter: Black man in jail? I'm just a kid!

[Dexter and Mr. Wheat's cars collide]

Mr. Wheat: My afro! My afro!

Dexter: WHY?

Mr. Wheat: Well, well, Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro.

Mr. Wheat: I'm worried about you.

Dexter: I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots and that jacket. You have a nice summer, Shaft.

Mr. Wheat: Ah, Mr. Reed. Hard at work as usual.

Dexter: I'm having my lunch.

Mr. Wheat: Well, I just got my car from the body shop and I've got to admit: It is new. Here's the receipt.

[gives Dexter the receipt]

Dexter: $2500? No. The estimate was only for $1900.

Mr. Wheat: Well, that's my young brother is why they call it an estimate. Close to, kind of, could be.

[chuckles]

Mr. Wheat: And I'll meet you in about 2 and a half monthy to get me my money. Now you have a good day at work. I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger.

[leaves]

Mr. Wheat: Oh, no! Ahhh! Oh, look at my box. Oh, look what you did.