Mr. Baily Quotes in Good Burger (1997)

Ed: [Mr. Baily has asked Ed to do a delivery] But I don't do deliveries, sir.

Mr. Baily: Well, you're doing them for now. I fired O'Malley.

Ed: Why?

Mr. Baily: Because the boy showed up for work without his pants!

Mr. Baily: Ed! What are you doing inside the milkshake machine?

Ed: Trying to fix it.

Mr. Baily: Did you turn on the switch?

Mr. Baily: What was our take today?

Fizz: 43 dollars and 9 cents.

Mr. Baily: That's it? Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food.

Dexter: Now probably wouldn't be the best time to ask for a raise?

Mr. Baily: No!

Dexter: Ed, what happened?

Ed: I just tackled this old lady.

Dexter: Alright! You're the man!

[they whoop and cheer]

Mr. Baily: EXCUSE ME? But will somebody explain WHY this is a GOOD thing?

Dexter: This is why, Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce.

Mr. Baily: How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce?

Dexter: We'll explain it to you later, right now just keep all these people from eating a Good Burger, and call the police. Come on, Ed, we're going back to Mondo Burger.

Ed: What for?

Dexter: Evidence!