Fizz Quotes in Good Burger (1997)

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Fizz Quotes:

  • Customer: [to Ed] Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.

    Ed: That's what I gave you.

    Customer: No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here.

    Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it.

    Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty!

    Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing".

    [to Fizz]

    Ed: Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?

    Fizz: Uh, something?

    Ed: I win!

    Customer: That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager!

    Ed: The manager already knows my name.

    Customer: [while throwing the bun down] And I'll see you in Hell!

    [Leaves]

    Ed: OK! See you there!

  • Mr. Baily: What was our take today?

    Fizz: 43 dollars and 9 cents.

    Mr. Baily: That's it? Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food.

    Dexter: Now probably wouldn't be the best time to ask for a raise?

    Mr. Baily: No!

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