McQueen Oodie Quotes in The Baytown Outlaws (2012)


McQueen Oodie Quotes:

  • [During the break-in at Carlos's house, McQueen fires blindly through a door, then kicks it open and finds Carlos's maid lying on the floor]

    McQueen Oodie: Oh, shit. My bad, lady. You okay?

    [No response from the maid, who is plainly dead]

    McQueen Oodie: My defense, you do work for an asshole.

  • Brick Oodie: [looking at Rob] You okay?

    [Rob can't speak]

    Brick Oodie: See? He understands us.

    McQueen Oodie: How do you get "I'm okay" from that?

    Brick Oodie: [to Rob] Hey, look, buddy, we ain't gonna hurt you. Celeste sent us. You know Celeste? Hey! See, he understands us just fine.

    McQueen Oodie: Once again, how the hell you know what he's sayin'? You the 'tard whisperer?

    Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.

    McQueen Oodie: I'm not...

    Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.

  • [as the brothers say their goodbyes to Rob and Celeste, Rob types on Lincoln's speech-box]

    Rob: [electronic voice] Thank you.

    McQueen Oodie: [grins] Well, ain't that some E.T. shit!

  • [before the final shootout]

    McQueen Oodie: Hey, Brick?

    Brick Oodie: Hmm?

    McQueen Oodie: You startin' to think we should have finished school?

    Brick Oodie: [chuckles] At least junior high.

  • Brick Oodie: [as McQueen questions him about the job] Why you askin' me so many goddamn questions? Hell, it's a damn simple smash-and-grab! We smash our way in and grab Rob!

    [in the backseat of the car, Lincoln wakes up]

    Brick Oodie: Sorry, Lincoln, but your faggoty little brother won't shut up!

    McQueen Oodie: Hey, I'm inquisitive! Is that a crime?

    Brick Oodie: [laughing] "Inquisitive"? Where'd you learn that word, huh? You went and read a book?

    McQueen Oodie: It's in my lexicon!

  • [as the Hood Pirates close on the Oodie Brothers' car, McQueen aims a shotgun at one of them]

    McQueen Oodie: Hey, Waterworld! You'd better back the fuck up!

  • Brick Oodie: Here they come! Strap in Rob, here they come, boys!

    [the Hood Pirates drive by, dropping a tear gas grenade into the brothers' car and ripping off the door with a grappling hook. When Brick brakes the car to a stop, Rob is gone]

    Brick Oodie: They took the kid! I thought I told you to strap him in!

    McQueen Oodie: They took the fuckin' door, man! I really don't think a fucking seat belt would have mattered, right?

  • McQueen Oodie: Welcome to the South, motherfuckers!

  • McQueen Oodie: [about Rob] Why you reckon God would make someone like him?

    Brick Oodie: What?

    McQueen Oodie: Why would God let someone be wronged up like that?

    Brick Oodie: I don't... hell, I don't know, man. Hell, why you asking me that, man?

    McQueen Oodie: I don't know. I just been thinking about it.

    Brick Oodie: Don't ask why God made men like him. I wonder why He made men like us.

  • [Brick reveals to McQueen and Lincoln that they once had a younger brother who was disabled like Rob]

    McQueen Oodie: How'd he die?

    Brick Oodie: I don't know. He was there one day, gone the next. I asked Daddy about it one time, but that went over like a fart in church.

  • McQueen Oodie: That was a fuckin' arrow, man!

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