Cholla Quotes in Every Which Way But Loose (1978)

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Cholla Quotes:

  • Cholla: You Philo Beddoe?

    Philo Beddoe: Do I know you?

    Cholla: You're gonna

  • Cholla: [the Black Widows have shown up at Philo's home, Ma Boggs is on the porch, they pull their bikes into her yard and Cholla pulls up on the porch] Say, old lady, where's Philo Beddoe?

    Ma Boggs: How the hell do I know? Get off my porch with that thing. Get off my property!

    Cholla: You're uh... you're not very hospitable.

    Ma Boggs: Hospitable my ass. Get off my porch!

    Cholla: Very well, if you insist.

    [Cholla chains his bike to a support on the front porch, pulling it down... bikers laugh, Ma pulls out a pump-action shotgun]

    Woody: [seeing the gun] Alright lady... put down that gun now!

    [bikers dive out of her way]

    Woody: I'm warning you lady! Put down that gun now!

    [Ma fires and bike next to Woody explodes... she shoots several other bikes as they're attempting to flee]

    Ma Boggs: [during a recoil] Oof!

    Woody: [running after his gang on foot] Wait for me!

    Ma Boggs: [seeing the flaming bikes on her lawn... to herself] First the police, and I told those boys not to leave a vulnerable old lady all alone!

    [goes inside with gun]

    Ma Boggs: Hospitable? Horseshit!

  • [In Georgetown, Colorado, Philo walks up to Lynn's SUV, but she immediately takes off]

    Philo Beddoe: Lynn!

    Cholla: You Philo Beddoe?

    Philo Beddoe: Do I know you?

    Cholla: You're gonna.

    [Philo walks down the alley towards Cholla, but then sees Woody and Dallas, the two widows who escaped Philo earlier in the valley; "Spaghetti Western" music plays]

    Philo Beddoe: [notices Woody & Dallas] Yeah, last time I saw you two, you were going for a fast freight.

    Dallas: Last time we saw you, you were dirt-diving in an alfalfa patch.

    Woody: Philo Beddoe, your time has come.

  • Cholla: The very first thing we do is find out who we're talking about. I mean, we don't even know where to find him.

    Elmo: How are we gonna find him?

    Cholla: Well it appears to me that there can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape.

  • Waitress: [to Elmo after the Widows question her about Philo's whereabouts] You want to talk, take a walk. You want to eat, take a seat.

    [diner erupts into laughter]

    Frank: [to fat man at counter] What're you laughing at, lard ass?

    Fat Man: [fuming] I tell you what. You turn around and walk out that door, and I'll forget what you said.

    [looks up at Frank, grinning]

    Fat Man: And I won't tell everybody you drink horse piss!

    [waitress and patrons giggle]

    Frank: Elmo, Cholla, did you hear what he just said?

    Cholla: [fiercely] I heard it.

    Waitress: [taking fat man's plate] I'll just keep this warm for you, Lester.

    Frank: Okay bigmouth, let's go.

    Waitress: [to fat man] You want me to keep a piece of that lemon merangue?

    Fat Man: Yeah, this won't take but a minute.

    [to Frank]

    Fat Man: Let's go, cutes!

    [all exit to watch the fight]

  • Cholla: [having seen enough of his gang getting clobbered at the diner] Spread out!

    [walks to his bike, under his breath]

    Cholla: Goddamn morphadites!

  • [Biker's Theme sax intro; Elmo enters the Widow compound]

    Cholla: You're late, pretty boy. I don't believe this.

    Frank: Damn, I've never knowed nobody who hit so hard or so fast.

    Elmo: Yeah. He could've been Denver Tank Murdock.

    Frank: That's right.

    Cholla: Sound like him?

    Dallas: Don't know. Didn't get to see him so close as Elmo.

    [Dallas and Woody laugh]

    Elmo: At least I didn't drop my bike and run.

    Frank: Yeah, like you two, goofy suckers!

    Cholla: [screams] Shut up!

    [the four quiets down]

    Cholla: Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

    Frank: Yeah, but we don't know for sure if he took them or not. We were...

    Woody: Unconcious for two hours!

    [Dallas and Woody laughs again]

    Elmo: [yells] That's not true!

    Cholla: [screams] SHUT UP!

    [Cholla hits Elmo in the groin with his cane]

    Cholla: The very first thing we do is find out who we're talking about. I mean, we don't even know where to find him.

    Elmo: How are we gonna find him?

    Cholla: Well, it appears to me that there can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape.

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