Matt Arnold Quotes in Big Trouble (2002)
Matt Arnold Quotes:
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Geo Salesman: Sweet little vehicle. Just get divorced? Ah, it doesn't matter. Forty-two miles to the gallon, AM/FM radio. I'll even throw in the undercoating. Anything else you'd like to know?
Matt Arnold: Yeah. How many clowns can it hold?
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Eliot Arnold: Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.
[Grabs a squirt gun away from Matt]
Eliot Arnold: This is a stupid game.
Matt Arnold: Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.
Eliot Arnold: You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?
Matt Arnold: Andrew?
Jenny Herk: He ran the other way.
Eliot Arnold: Did anybody call the police?
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Matt Arnold: Uh, Jenny's mom opened the door, and I came running up to squirt her. And then, uh, Mrs. Herk jumped me... or jumped ON me. And, uh, and then I went down on Jenny... or I f-fell on Jenny.
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Jenny Herk: You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.
Andrew: I can't make that promise.
[leaves]
Andrew: Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.
Matt Arnold: Are you looking at her ass?
Andrew: Yeah.
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[Matt and Andrew are getting prepared for a big water gun war at their friend, Jenny, in her home]
Andrew: So, what's the plan? Through the front?
Matt Arnold: [sarcastically] Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny."
[truthfully]
Matt Arnold: No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.
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Matt Arnold: How about I shoot you in the hand?
Jenny Herk: My first hand job.
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Matt Arnold: I hope they don't have a dog.
Eliot Arnold: [narrating] As it turns out, the Herks did have a dog. His name was Roger and he was the random result of generations of hasty, unplanned dog sex.
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Matt Arnold: Dad, the goat kicked your Geo's ass.
Eliot Arnold: The car is a piece of shit, OK?
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Characters on Big Trouble (2002)
- Arthur Herk
- Henry Desalvo
- Jenny Herk
- Officer Monica Romero
- Anna Herk
- Puggy
- Pat Greer
- Monica Romero
- Alan Seitz
- Eliot Arnold
- Geo Salesman
- Confused Sports Radio Call In
- Airport Security Checker
- Airplane Captain Justin Hobart
- Officer Walter Kramitz
- Jack Pendick
- Airport Officer Arch Ridley
- His Boss
- Voice on Payphone
- Fly by Air Ticket Agent
- Jack Pendick Trainee
- Annoyed Sports Radio Host