Jenny Herk Quotes in Big Trouble (2002)

[Snake and Eddie are riding in the hi-jacked police car; and Eddie is coming up to the two main Airport signs]

Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?

Snake: What do you think?

Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.

Snake: [looks at the signs] Departures.

Eliot Arnold: Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.

[Grabs a squirt gun away from Matt]

Eliot Arnold: This is a stupid game.

Matt Arnold: Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.

Eliot Arnold: You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?

Matt Arnold: Andrew?

Jenny Herk: He ran the other way.

Eliot Arnold: Did anybody call the police?

Snake: [remarking on his gun] Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.

Jenny Herk: How would you even know if I did something stupid.

Snake: I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.

Jenny Herk: You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.

Andrew: I can't make that promise.

[leaves]

Andrew: Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.

Matt Arnold: Are you looking at her ass?

Andrew: Yeah.

Jenny Herk: How do we wanna do this? We don't need to drag this any longer than it has to.

Andrew: You can shoot her in the crotch. You can be a couple.

Jenny Herk: This is a friend of yours?

Matt Arnold: How about I shoot you in the hand?

Jenny Herk: My first hand job.

Jenny Herk: I'm going upstairs where it's not so, I dunno, stupid.

Jenny Herk: Can I borrow this? I'm totally into the Seminal Fluids. Arthur threw mine out at the carwash. He doesn't think it's music unless someone's playing an accordion.