Eliot Arnold Quotes in Big Trouble (2002)
Eliot Arnold Quotes:
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Eliot Arnold: Do you think someone's trying to kill your husband?
Anna Herk: God, I hope so!
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Eliot Arnold: Arthur Herk. One of the few Floridians who was NOT confused when he voted for Pat Buchanan.
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Eliot Arnold: Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.
[Grabs a squirt gun away from Matt]
Eliot Arnold: This is a stupid game.
Matt Arnold: Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.
Eliot Arnold: You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?
Matt Arnold: Andrew?
Jenny Herk: He ran the other way.
Eliot Arnold: Did anybody call the police?
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Eliot Arnold: I hope you're not gonna give me a ticket for this.
Officer Walter Kramitz: If I don't see them, I don't write them.
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Arthur Herk: [to Eliot] Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back.
Eliot Arnold: Thanks for everything.
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Eliot Arnold: Let go of the suitcase!
Snake: The Kingpin will never let go of the Kingpin's suitcase!
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Snake: [on seeing Eddie out cold on the floor] Eddie... get up! Get up, you lazy shit!
Eliot Arnold: [confronting Snake] He's not lazy, he's unconscious.
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Matt Arnold: I hope they don't have a dog.
Eliot Arnold: [narrating] As it turns out, the Herks did have a dog. His name was Roger and he was the random result of generations of hasty, unplanned dog sex.
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Matt Arnold: Dad, the goat kicked your Geo's ass.
Eliot Arnold: The car is a piece of shit, OK?
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Bruce: [about his ad] She should be bending over for maximum exposure.
Eliot Arnold: [thinks about it] Maximum exposure...
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Eliot Arnold: What *is* it that brings two strangers together so that one soul inhabits two bodies? Sometimes it's profound. Sometimes it's Fritos.
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Characters on Big Trouble (2002)
- Arthur Herk
- Henry Desalvo
- Jenny Herk
- Officer Monica Romero
- Anna Herk
- Puggy
- Pat Greer
- Monica Romero
- Alan Seitz
- Geo Salesman
- Matt Arnold
- Confused Sports Radio Call In
- Airport Security Checker
- Airplane Captain Justin Hobart
- Officer Walter Kramitz
- Jack Pendick
- Airport Officer Arch Ridley
- His Boss
- Voice on Payphone
- Fly by Air Ticket Agent
- Jack Pendick Trainee
- Annoyed Sports Radio Host