Arthur Herk Quotes in Big Trouble (2002)

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Arthur Herk Quotes:

  • Arthur Herk: Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!

    Martha Stewart: Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!

  • Arthur Herk: [making an opinion on who might have shot his TV] I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. 'Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!

    Officer Monica Romero: Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.

    Arthur Herk: I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.

    Officer Monica Romero: Thank you for that observation.

  • Officer Monica Romero: I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.

    Anna Herk: Hey, kids.

    Arthur Herk: I want to press charges! Cuff him!

    Officer Monica Romero: My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.

  • Arthur Herk: Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!

    Pat Greer: The dog, Mr. Herk?

    Arthur Herk: No! Her!

    Pat Greer: Who?

    Arthur Herk: You know! Her!

    Martha Stewart: Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!

    Arthur Herk: Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!

    Pat Greer: Mr. Herk, this is important...

    Arthur Herk: Please don't let her take my soul!

    Pat Greer: What the hell's he talking about?

    Monica Romero: I don't know.

    Alan Seitz: How close did he get to that toad?

    Monica Romero: Like face first.

    Alan Seitz: Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.

    Martha Stewart: [growls]

  • Arthur Herk: Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.

  • Arthur Herk: This is my goddamn house!

    Monica Romero: Yes, and these are my handcuffs, and if you don't cooperate, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house!

  • Arthur Herk: [to Eliot] Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back.

    Eliot Arnold: Thanks for everything.

  • Arthur Herk: [after his TV is shot] I'll tell you who it was, it was these god damn kids. And these god damn kids, they all have god damn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!

    Monica Romero: [getting annoyed] Any additional insights, Mr. Herk?

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