Arthur Herk Quotes in Big Trouble (2002)
Arthur Herk Quotes:
-
Arthur Herk: Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!
Martha Stewart: Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!
-- Arthur Herk -
Arthur Herk: [making an opinion on who might have shot his TV] I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. 'Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!
Officer Monica Romero: Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.
Arthur Herk: I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.
Officer Monica Romero: Thank you for that observation.
-- Arthur Herk -
Officer Monica Romero: I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.
Anna Herk: Hey, kids.
Arthur Herk: I want to press charges! Cuff him!
Officer Monica Romero: My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.
-- Arthur Herk -
Arthur Herk: Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!
Pat Greer: The dog, Mr. Herk?
Arthur Herk: No! Her!
Pat Greer: Who?
Arthur Herk: You know! Her!
Martha Stewart: Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!
Arthur Herk: Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!
Pat Greer: Mr. Herk, this is important...
Arthur Herk: Please don't let her take my soul!
Pat Greer: What the hell's he talking about?
Monica Romero: I don't know.
Alan Seitz: How close did he get to that toad?
Monica Romero: Like face first.
Alan Seitz: Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.
Martha Stewart: [growls]
-- Arthur Herk -
Arthur Herk: Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.
-- Arthur Herk -
Arthur Herk: This is my goddamn house!
Monica Romero: Yes, and these are my handcuffs, and if you don't cooperate, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house!
-- Arthur Herk -
Arthur Herk: [to Eliot] Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back.
Eliot Arnold: Thanks for everything.
-- Arthur Herk -
Arthur Herk: [after his TV is shot] I'll tell you who it was, it was these god damn kids. And these god damn kids, they all have god damn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!
Monica Romero: [getting annoyed] Any additional insights, Mr. Herk?
-- Arthur Herk
Browse more character quotes from Big Trouble (2002)
Characters on Big Trouble (2002)
- Henry Desalvo
- Jenny Herk
- Officer Monica Romero
- Anna Herk
- Puggy
- Pat Greer
- Monica Romero
- Alan Seitz
- Eliot Arnold
- Geo Salesman
- Matt Arnold
- Confused Sports Radio Call In
- Airport Security Checker
- Airplane Captain Justin Hobart
- Officer Walter Kramitz
- Jack Pendick
- Airport Officer Arch Ridley
- His Boss
- Voice on Payphone
- Fly by Air Ticket Agent
- Jack Pendick Trainee
- Annoyed Sports Radio Host