Jenny Hill Quotes in The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother (1975)

Sigerson Holmes: What did the letter say Mrs.Hill?

Jenny Hill: IT SAID I WANTED TO TOUCH HIS WINKLE!

Sigerson Holmes: Ohh...

Orville: His what?

Sigerson Holmes: Nevermind, i'll explain later.

Sigerson Holmes: Jenny!

[singing]

Sigerson Holmes: Have you seen the latest dance that's come along?/Jenny, go and put your Sunday hat and jacket on/There's going to be some jollicky, come with me, happy-py, fill your heart with ecstasy/Jenny/

Jenny Hill: It's the greatest thing creation's ever known/

Sigerson Holmes: Take a little tip from me/Hold tight/

Jenny Hill: I'm all right/

Sigerson Holmes: When you do the/

Jenny Hill: H/

Sigerson Holmes: O/

Jenny Hill: P/

Orville: Come... on... and/

Sigerson Holmes, Jenny Hill, Orville: Hop/Hop/Come and do the kangaroo hop/Hop/That's the dance for me and you/If you're over 80, you can waltz a little while/But hopping about the parlor is the very latest style/Come on and hop/Hop/Hear the music goin' pop/You'll never, never want to stop/There's no other kind of dance at all/So come along, my honey, make the others look small/Come and do the kangaroo/If you know what's good for you/Come and do the kangaroo hop...

Jenny Hill: [fearfully wailing a song] Away, away, away, away, away, away, away...

Sigerson Holmes: What are you doing?

Jenny Hill: Whenever I'm petrified, I either cry or sing.

[continues]

Orville: London streets and places of all interest! Abbey Road! Abbey Street! Abigail Gardens! Abbington Road! Adelphi Terrace! Adelphi Theatre!...

Jenny Hill: I don't wish to talk about it.

Sigerson Holmes: The problem won't go away because you don't wish to t...

Jenny Hill: I don't wish to talk about it!

Orville: You're making a tragic mistake, love.

Jenny Hill: I've made a tragic mistake. More tragic than you can possibly imagine. And unless I am very careful... I am going to die for it.

Jenny Hill: My name is Jenny Hill, and I'm simultaneously funny and sad.

Jenny Hill: How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood.

Sigerson Holmes: LIAR!

Jenny Hill: Oh! You don't fool around, do you? How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood?

Sigerson Holmes: [singing] There's no harm in taking a kiss/It's never missed...

Jenny Hill: [singing next line] If I'd known that love was like this, should I have kissed?

Sigerson Holmes: [singing] Love's a game if you are clever/Play your cards and go...

Jenny Hill: [singing next line] Love with me will last forever/That is all I know - chorus! - But you don't love as I love...

Sigerson Holmes: All right, all right, enough!

[singing]

Sigerson Holmes: Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy poo/Cried the farmer's daughter, Phyllis...

Jenny Hill: [hesitant singing] Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, pig - Well, I don't think I know that one.

Sigerson Holmes: Pity! Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who's been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire! Won't you come in, MISS LIAR?

Sigerson Holmes: "Eduardo Gambetti"? The name strikes a bell. Ever heard of him, Sacker?

Orville: [slaps head; low voice] "Oh, not Gambetti again!"

[high voice]

Orville: "'Fraid so, sir."

[low]

Orville: "Fat little fart, fancies himself as an opera singer."

[high]

Orville: "That's him, sir."

[low]

Orville: "Pour us some tea, will you, Sacker?"

[normal voice]

Orville: Yes, sir.

[low]

Orville: "How does he do it, Greerson?"

[high]

Orville: "Pays the highest prices for spicy letters, sir. Everything on the market goes to Gambetti."

[low]

Orville: "Oh, the swine."

[high]

Orville: "Swine he may be, sir, but he certainly is the cleverest of all the blackmailers."

[smiles]

Jenny Hill: I'm not sure... What just happened?

Sigerson Holmes: Never mind. I'll explain it to you later.

[Sigerson is trying to seduce her]

Jenny Hill: Would you like me to warm your pe - your tea?

Jenny Hill: I'm not proud of what I did!

Sigerson Holmes: You've just told me a magnificent success story! Overlooking the fact that you're a liar, a thief, a traitor, and a whore, I don't see what should be bothering you!

Jenny Hill: [singing] Oh, what regret when love devours my heart? Ohhhhhhhhh...

[two gunshots]

Jenny Hill: Shit.

[singing]

Jenny Hill: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Jenny Hill: Mr Gambetti told me he would give me back my letter if I would promise to steal a certain document from my father's wall safe.

Sigerson Holmes: What does your father do?

Jenny Hill: He's the janitor in Browning's bank in Clearwater Street.

Sigerson Holmes: Browning's doesn't have a bank in Clearwater Street.

Jenny Hill: [unconvincingly] Poor papa! I wonder if he knows.

Sigerson Holmes: What does your father do, Miss Hill?

Jenny Hill: How did you know so quickly that Browning's doesn't have a Clearwater branch?

Sigerson Holmes: I assumed you were lying. What does your father do, Miss Hill?

Jenny Hill: ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'RE GOING TO ASSUME A BROKEN ASS, MR HOLMES!