Rudy Holt Quotes in Dedication (2007)

Henry: She deserves better than him.

Rudy Holt: Now you're talking.

Henry: Better than me, too.

Rudy Holt: Yeah, but she doesn't know that yet.

Henry: You'll be fine. We'll both be fine Rudy.

Rudy Holt: That's life Henry.

Henry: Yep.

Rudy Holt: You know what life is?

Henry: Life is a horrible little giggle in the midst of a forced death march towards hell.

Rudy Holt: No it isn't.

Henry: An interminable wale of grief...

Rudy Holt: No. Life is a single skip for joy.

Henry: I know.

Henry: Life is nothing but the echo of joy disappearing into the great chasm of misery.

Rudy Holt: ...You've had better.

Henry: Life is nothing but the occasional burst of laughter rising above the interminable wail of grief.

Rudy Holt: That's my favorite.

Henry: It lives in truth, that's why.

Henry: [handed piece of paper by Rudy] Who's this?

Rudy Holt: Uh, red suit, fat ass, best friend's a reindeer. Bones Mrs. Claus

Henry: [laughs] What's happening here?

Rudy Holt: Santa's sleigh, runs over Marty's tail, Marty jumps up, bites him in the crotch. Gives Santa the clap.