Mary Ellen Quotes in Staten Island Summer (2015)

Anthony: Irish kids develop later, okay. They don't think about sex until they're like 25.

Mary Ellen: Wow, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Anthony: It's a biology fact, Mary Ellen, okay. Read a fuckin' book.

Mary Ellen: "Biology fact."

Anthony: Okay look, first it's Hispanic guys, obviously, then the Black guys, then the Italians, then the French, and then the Irish, all right? And then, probably, like the Asians eventually.

Mary Ellen: Oh my God, when you join the Navy their collective IQ is gonna drop like 25 points. You're gonna sink our ships.

Anthony: Hey, if you're love with me, just say you're love with me.

Mary Ellen: Ms. Greeley, maybe you have had a little too much to drink... like forever

Mary Ellen: Sonny, you are driving me crazy!