Carmen Ghia Quotes in The Producers (2005)

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Carmen Ghia Quotes:

  • [Carmen answers the phone, a piano underscore playing]

    Carmen Ghia: Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger De Bris' elegant Upper East Side townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Whom may I say is calling?

    [Carmen frowns and the piano abruptly stops]

    Carmen Ghia: Listen, you broken down old queen. He was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky! Don't ever call here again!

    [he slams the phone down]

    Roger De Bris: Who was that?

    Carmen Ghia: Wrong number!

  • Roger De Bris: Oh dear, your Mr. Bloom is staring at my gown. I should explain. I'm going to the choreographer's ball this evening. There is a prize for best costume.

    Carmen Ghia: We always win.

    Roger De Bris: I'm not so sure about this year. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building!

    Carmen Ghia: Well, as far as I'm concerned, without your wig on, you're only half-dressed.

    Roger De Bris: Well then, why don't you go and get it, o Wicked Witch of the West?

    [pause]

    Carmen Ghia: If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... bulls-eye!

  • Roger De Bris: This crazy Kraut is crackers! He crashed in here and crassly tried to kill us!

    Carmen Ghia: Oh, Roger, what alliteration!

    Roger De Bris: Thank you, darling.

  • Carmen Ghia: [Leo and Max have just left Franz, wearing swastika armbands and arrive at Roger's penthouse, forgetting they're wearing them. Carmen greets them at the door] May I take your hat, your coat, and your swastikas?

  • Carmen Ghia: He's having a stroke!

    Leo BloomMax Bialystock: What?

    Carmen Ghia: Of Genius!

  • Franz Liebkind: [while waving a gun around] You made a fool of Hitler!

    Carmen GhiaRoger De Bris: [Carmen and Roger peer over the couch where they are hiding] He didn't need our help.

  • Leo BloomMax BialystockCarmen GhiaRoger De Bris: Break a leg!

    [CRASH!]

    Max Bialystock: Franz, what happened?

    Franz Liebkind: I broke my leg!

  • Carmen Ghia: And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay.

  • Carmen Ghia: [answering the door at Roger's house] Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?

    Max Bialystock: I...

    Carmen Ghia: ...sss!

  • Roger De Bris: I am going to the choreographers' ball this evening. There is a prize for best costume.

    Carmen Ghia: We always win.

    Roger De Bris: I am not so sure about this year. I am supposed to be the Grand Dutchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building.

  • Roger De BrisCarmen Ghia: [sung] A Happy Ending will pep up your play...

    Roger De Bris: [sung] Oedipus won't bomb...

    Carmen Ghia: [sung] If he winds up with Mom! / Keep it gay...

    Roger De Bris: [sung] Keep it gay...

    Roger De BrisCarmen Ghia: [sung] Keep it gay!

  • Carmen Ghia: Roger, We're not alone...

  • Carmen Ghia: [At Hitler auditions] Jason Green.

    Roger De Bris: Well Jason, what have you been up to lately?

    Jason Green: For the last 16 years, I've been touring in "No, No Nietzsche."

    Roger De Bris: You played Nietzsche?

    Jason Green: No, no.

    Roger De Bris: What are you going to sing for us?

    Jason Green: Have you ever heard the German band?

    Roger De Bris: No.

    Jason Green: That is the name of the song I am going to sing.

    Roger De Bris: Oh.

  • Roger De Bris: Oh and Max darling we LOVED Funny Boy, didn't we Carmen?

    Carmen Ghia: Oh WORSHIPPED it! Uh... To be or not to be...

    Roger De Bris: You mean a lot to me!

    Roger De Bris: Show stoppah!

    Carmen Ghia: FABULOUS!

    Max Bialystock: ...Right.

  • Carmen Ghia: [coming out of the closet] OCIFFERS!

  • Carmen Ghia: If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... Bull's-eye!

  • Roger De Bris: Carmen, call in a singing Hitler, please.

    Carmen Ghia: Yes, darling- Roger.

  • Carmen Ghia: May I take your hats, your coats, and your Swastikas?

    Max Bialystock: Oh, these?

    [Max and Leo take off their Swastika armbands and hand them to Carmen]

    Max Bialystock: [laughs nervously] We just came from this big rally. Everyone was wearing one!

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