Marilyn Quotes in Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Tom Ryan: Hey, you look great for being pregnant.

Marilyn: I'm not pregnant!

Marilyn: [Tom pulls up in his car] Late again, Tom.

Tom Ryan: Hey, Marilyn.

Marilyn: I thought you were moving.

Tom Ryan: Oh, it's all I could afford right now. You took everything in the divorce except my name.

Marilyn: No, actually, the judge granted me that yesterday. You're now officially known as "Horace P. MacTitties."

[discussing the redecoration of Monty's room]

Marilyn: Imagine this. Mesopotamia...

Monty Brewster: Mesopotamia...

Marilyn: meets Busby Berkeley.

Monty Brewster: Busby Berkeley...

[Monty has a bewildered look on his face]

Theresa: I was just showing Simon around the house.

Simon Green: You have a very nice house, Mrs. Jones.

Marilyn: Thank you, Simon. You can call me Marilyn.

Simon Green: You too, Mr. Jones.

Percy: Thank you, Simon. You can call me Mr. Jones.

[Marilyn gives him a dirty look]

Percy: Just kidding.

Marilyn: I'd like to French pastry myself to death, right now.

Patrick: Maybe this is karma.

Marilyn: Karma? What have I ever done?

Patrick: Well, you told Dad I was gay.

Marilyn: Yeah, you were.

Patrick: No, I wasn't.

Marilyn: Yes, you were. You had that boyfriend... What's his name?

Patrick: I never had a boyfriend!

Marilyn: Yes, you did. The weird little guy in the dress.

Patrick: Amy.

Marilyn: That was a girl?

Marilyn: Is he sweet or what?

Patrick: I'll take the "or what".

Marilyn: Ix-nay on the Ookie-may.

Ryan: Okay-way.

Patrick: [sarcastically, feigning seriousness] I'm not sure your code is secure.

Ryan: Don't look.

Marilyn: It's a surprise.

Patrick: [rolls eyes] Well, it can't be any worse than the last one.

Ryan: [in unison with Marilyn] Karaoke!

Marilyn: [flicks switch to turn on machine] Do!

Patrick: Hm. Wrong again.

Ryan: [with echo] Do you karaoke?

Patrick: I don't do that.

[with echo]

Patrick: So that's a no.

Marilyn: I am not losing my daughter to a God-damned, nine-hundred-year-old goat-head!

Camilla: Ooo, these vegetables smell good! These all come from my brother's garden. I get you good price, of course. He uses fresh turkey manure. Turkey manure is the very best; gives you the best crop.

Marilyn: Really... I didn't know that.

[last lines]

Marilyn: Honey, it's over.

Marilyn: So Nick tell us, what do you do?

Nick: I cut people up... but it's OK I'm a surgeon.

Gloria: What's it like?

Marilyn: Gloria, why don't you excuse yourself?

Nick: I met a family outside of Butler, Pennsylvania, they put me up for a few days, the Millers.Father had just been hired in a munitions factory, mother was a librarian.They were struggling but surviving, two kids, lovely things, boy and a girl.Anyway, I came down the stairs the second night I stayed there only to find the mother sitting in the corner weeping.She saw me and was startled, tried to explain what was wrong, stumbled through a confession, said she felt terribly unhappy, couldn't figure out why.She said she believed her life had a direction but no meaning what so ever.We got to talking and eventually she got to telling me things she never told anyone before, these were the things that were ruining the joys in her life.She wept all night, i'll never forget that, next morning at breakfast was oatmeal, shes smiling brighter than ever.I looked at her and she was smiling, I mean really looked and I could tell it was just a mask she had put back up.That's not anyway for a soul to find peace Marilyn.

Marilyn: And did you help that family?

Nick: I believe I did.