Mr. Boorg Quotes in Kingpin (1996)

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.

[Takes a drink from the bucket]

Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?

Roy: Uh, none that I know of.

[Adopting a terrible Irish accent]

Roy: What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Mr. Boorg: Ishmael always was a strange boy, but he means well.