Dr. Phillip C. McGraw Quotes in Scary Movie 4 (2006)

[first lines]

Shaquille O'Neal: [screaming] Help! Help! Am I dead?

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: You're not dead. You've been taken against your will.

Shaquille O'Neal: Kobe?

Shaquille O'Neal: [Trying to saw through his chains] AHHH! This will never work.

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Of course, he wants us to cut through our feet.

Shaquille O'Neal: You go first.

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Bullshit!

Shaquille O'Neal: Yeah, you're probably not man enough. I guess your momma was right.

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Never!

[Holds up saw]

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Who's the coward now, momma?

[Starts cutting through his foot]

[Dr. Phil successfully cuts off his foot]

Shaquille O'Neal: Oh, my God!

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: I did it. We're saved.

[Shaq points at the sawed off foot]

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: What's wrong?

Shaquille O'Neal: Wrong foot.

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Motherfu...

[faints]

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: I'm not even a psychologist. I'm an electrician.

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Your feelings? To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings. I'm obese, my kids a brat, help me, help me! Just shut up!

[Crying]

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Why can't I fix anyone of them? I'm so dumb and worthless. Momma was right, momma was right!

Shaquille O'Neal: Dr. Phil? What the hell's going on?

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: I don't know. I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and suddenly, I woke up here. Man, those kids are gonna be pissed.

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Help me! I'm obese, my kids are fat!