Luke Shand Quotes in Still Crazy (1998)

Luke Shand: You people are really something, you know that? All you want is a few free drinks and a chance to tear people down. Those guys deserve a bit more respect. You bunch of wankers!

[reaming the journalists who just finished grilling band members at a press conference]

Hughie: Hope this isn't another Sunderland!

[speaking of Ray's mood swings]

Luke Shand: What happened at Sunderland?

Beano: He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss Army knife.

Les: Yeah, he'd never find the blade.

Beano: What do you think then, Luke?

Luke Shand: I thought we were shit, guys.

Les: Kill that racket, Hughie.

Beano: Come again?

Luke Shand: We were totally crap, I mean, especially on 'Heartbreaker'. I think we should dump that altogether.

Tony Costello: It's a classic!

Luke Shand: Well, maybe we should agree on what key it's in.

Les: B-flat.

Ray Simms: C.

Tony Costello: G.