Mrs. Collins Quotes in Jury Duty (1995)

Mrs. Collins: [brining breakfest to Tommy] Wakey wakey, Eggs and Bacey, Time to get up puddin'

Mrs. Collins: Do you think I'm going to let that little gangster do this and get away with it?

Mrs. Collins: [answering the phone] Collins speaking. No madam, most definitely not, your son will not be allowed to bring his baseball. Dr. Terwilliker does not believe in baseballs, golf balls, basketballs or tennis balls, ping-pong balls, snowballs, croquet balls or hockey pucks. Dr. Terwilliker believes only in the piano!

Mrs. Collins: The work for the happy finger method must go on.

Bart Collins: Well, that's my problem. Dr. Terwilliker's the only enemy I've got. I can't think of one nice thing to say about him, because there isn't any!

Mrs. Collins: [calling from the kitchen] Bart, darling!

Bart Collins: That's my mother. I like her. I try to be everything she wants me to be, particularly since my father died. But boy, she's as hipped on the piano as Dr. Terwilliker - watch!

Mrs. Collins: All right girls listen up. This is probably a simple prank. Just to be safe I want you to lock up and stay together.

Mrs. Collins: [Reacting to the commotion in the observatory] What's happening, Reynolds?

George Reynolds: Something terrible!

Mrs. Collins: [after witnessing one of the "Royal Engineers" abuse an inquisitive boy] Oh, you great beast! You great bullying brute you, knocking a child about! You're a disgrace to your uniform! Why, you're no better than a German, - that's what you are!