Beano Quotes in Still Crazy (1998)

Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... "

Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

Beano: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?

Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.

Beano: [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name] Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show!

Clare: Objection, your honor!

Hughie: Objection sustained.

Beano: Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands.

Les: Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anotomical.

Beano: It is if you haven't got a fuckin' hand!

Les: [pointing to at the girls T-Shirt] Where did you get that T-Shirt

Beano: Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times

Dutch Lady: 'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw.

Les: Oh.

Dutch Lady: My father, he died.

Beano: Oh.

Les: Oh... That's a shitter.

Ray Simms: It's another sign, Brian sent them.

Karen Knowles: [after almost running Beano over as he runs from the tax man] Beano!

Beano: What the fuck are you doing here?

Tony Costello: How do you feel about getting the Fruits together again, Beano?

Beano: Not a moment too soon, my old son!

Ray Simms: Beano, you are definitely our strongest link to the past. In all the time I've known you man, spirtually, emotionally there's been like zero growth. You're what they call a "flat liner".

Beano: Well it's better than being a wanker!

Hughie: [answering phone in the middle of the night] Hello?

Beano: [through phone, still playing bandname/body part game] "Cockney Rebel"? Cock? Knee? That's two points that is!

Beano: You were engaged to a Guinness heiress, wasn't it?

Tony Costello: Yeah, but they paid me to go away.

Beano: Not enough from the look of ya.

Tony Costello: Never is, man.

Beano: [to the Lady In Black] So you're not from the Inland Revenue, then?

Les: Like the t-shirt. What's that mean?

Ray Simms: It's a Zen quotation.

Les: Is it?

Beano: I thought it was Japanese for Calvin Klein.

Snotty Reporter: So which Fruit's which?

Beano: Well, I'm Posh Fruit. Les is Sour Fruit, and Ray's the only one that's got any money so he's Bread Fruit.

Zoë: So what does that make you, Brian? Bruised Fruit?

Hughie: Hope this isn't another Sunderland!

[speaking of Ray's mood swings]

Luke Shand: What happened at Sunderland?

Beano: He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss Army knife.

Les: Yeah, he'd never find the blade.

Karen Knowles: [referring to Ray's mental state] This could be serious. He's on Prozac. Astrid told me.

Beano: Prozac and alfafa sprouts? That could be lethal.

Beano: What do you think then, Luke?

Luke Shand: I thought we were shit, guys.

Les: Kill that racket, Hughie.

Beano: Come again?

Luke Shand: We were totally crap, I mean, especially on 'Heartbreaker'. I think we should dump that altogether.

Tony Costello: It's a classic!

Luke Shand: Well, maybe we should agree on what key it's in.

Les: B-flat.

Ray Simms: C.

Tony Costello: G.