Beans Quotes in State Property (2002)


Beans Quotes:

  • Beans: This city right here we call brotherly love? Ain't no love here.

  • Beans: Five million dollars. I want you to offer that nigga five million dollars. Tell him to take the stand, say he made a mistake, and I wasn't involved in none of that shit.

    Lawyer: It's worth a try.

    Beans: Don't fuckin' try. You do it.

  • Beans: You see this shit here? These motherfuckin' rings? These are for my top dogs. The minute you put that shit on, that shit means for life! That means till the day you die! Ain't no gettin' off this shit!

    [Beans puts his ring on and raises his fist]

    Beans: ABM for life!

    ABM Crew: ABM for life!

  • [repeated line]

    Beans: You either get down or lay down.

  • Beans: Look at us man. Just chillin'. Enjoying the fruits of our *fuckin'* labor.

  • Rattlesnake Jake: [after Beans refuses to sign a deed] Sign the damn paper, woman!

    Beans: Go to Hell!

    Rattlesnake Jake: [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down] Where do you think I come from?

  • Beans: [unimpressed] You ain't from around here, are you?

    Rango: [she walks away] I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name?

    Beans: [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart] Beans.

    Rango: That's a funny kind of name.

    Beans: What can I say? My daddy plum loved baked beans.

    Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plum love asparagus.

    Beans: [quickly stands up] What... what're ya saying?

    Rango: I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker.

    [picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth]

    Beans: [walking around the cart to Rango] My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you...

    [sees what Rango is eating]

    Rango: Mmm, spicy!

    Beans: You are eating his ashes!

    Rango: [spits, disgusted] Eh! You carry his remains?

    Beans: [takes the jar and reseals it] No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body.

    Rango: Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.

  • Beans: Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots!

  • Beans: [comes out of trance in the clothier's shop] It is not a rash, it is a birthmark!

  • Beans: [comes out of trance by her wagon] And until the people of Andromeda 5 return him safe and sound, I will not sell my ranch!

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