Lorna Campbell Quotes in Johnny English (2003)

[in a sushi bar, the waiter brings glasses of saké; English and Campbell toast each other]

Lorna Campbell: [in Japanese] Cheers.

Johnny English: [in Japanese] May all your daughters be born with three bottoms.

[Lorna sees Sauvage the Frenchman standing just behind English, who thinks that he's just another waiter in the party, not knowing that it's truly Sauvage, who also listens to everything they say]

Lorna Campbell: You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Savage.

Johnny English: No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.

[English chuckles, then attemps to take a drink out of his glass, but just then notices Sauvage standing right behind him, not realizing that it's actually him instead of just one of the waiters, and that he has just heard English's insult]

Johnny English: [looking over at him] Sorry, can I help?

Pascal Sauvage: [into English's face] Pascal Sauvage.

[Sauvage reaches out to shake Lorna's hand]

Pascal Sauvage: The jumped-up Frenchman.

Lorna Campbell: Lorna Campbell. I've been so looking forward to meeting you.

Pascal Sauvage: Enchanté.

[English is now looking dumbstruck and stammering in embarrassment]

Pascal Sauvage: Of course, you are Johnny English. I've heard all about you. And between you and me, I'm not so keen on the French myself.

Lorna Campbell: What are you going to do? Sit in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself, or are you going to get out there and save your country?

Johnny English: ...I'm going to sit in the flat.

[English is whistling a note that is gradually rising in pitch, to find the resonant frequency which will unlock the door of the prison cell]

Lorna Campbell: I can't hear anything.

Johnny English: I'm into ultrasonic.

[Johnny and Lorna lean in to kiss each other and right before they kiss, Johnny accidentally presses the eject button with his elbow]

Lorna Campbell: Aaaaaah! Johnny!

Johnny English: Oh, F...

Johnny English: Are you here in some professional capacity?

Lorna Campbell: I work in the restoration of the jewels.

Johnny English: Intriguing.

Lorna Campbell: And yourself?

Johnny English: [Chuckles] If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

Lorna Campbell: I'd like to see you try.

Lorna Campbell: Get your car keys. We've got work to do.

Johnny English: Miss Campbell.

Lorna Campbell: Sauvage is heading back to his chateau in France and he's invited 13 of the richest criminal masterminds in the world to meet him there.

Johnny English: I'm sorry, Miss Campbell. I'm off the case. It's been reassigned.

Lorna Campbell: I know. Reassigned to me.