Archbishop of Canterbury Quotes in Johnny English (2003)

Johnny English: Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?

Archbishop of Canterbury: Are you insane?

Johnny English: Well, let's find out, shall we?

Archbishop of Canterbury: And do you, the chosen Bishops of England, Wales and Scotland, assent to this anointment?

Scottish Bishop: For Scotland I do.

Welsh Bishop: For Wales I do.

Johnny English: For England

[Pulls off bishop's clothing]

Johnny English: *I do not*!

Archbishop of Canterbury: Those times are over. The priest is back in his sanctuary. It is peace time.