Samantha Caine Quotes in The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

Mitch Henessey: [singing] Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.

Samantha Caine: It makes a bulge, people can see.

Mitch Henessey: Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?

Samantha Caine: Now you're a sharpshooter?

Caitlin Caine: I can't!

Samantha Caine: Yes you can. You're one of the X-Men!

Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?

Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.