Pegasus Quotes in Johnny English (2003)

Pegasus: It's an unmitigated disaster, English.

Johnny English: I couldn't agree more, sir.

Pegasus: Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Now tell me about this assailant. Because when they searched the room later, there was no sign of him.

Johnny English: Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated.

Pegasus: But he's the only lead we've got, English. We have to find him. Now, come in. This is - This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like?

Johnny English: Um... Well... He was... big.

Roger: Hair colour?

Johnny English: Um... orange.

Pegasus: Orange?

Johnny English: Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.

Roger: Frizzy.

Johnny English: An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say at the most. And a scar on his cheek in the shape... of a banana.

Roger: Which cheek?

Johnny English: Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle.

Pegasus: Are you sure about this, English?

[Pegasus shows him what Roger has done on his computer of the assailant Johnny had described and he gasps]

Johnny English: Oh, yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.

Pegasus: English, we can't afford any mistakes. Not tonight.

Johnny English: The word "mistake", Sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary.