Lorna Quotes in Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Martin Riggs: You wanna get married, don'tcha?

Lorna: Yes I do.

Martin Riggs: Why didn't you tell me?

Lorna: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great; if you don't, I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.

[Riggs comes home]

Martin Riggs: Hey. You look a little banged up.

Lorna: Well, you look a little knocked up.

[a hysterical Lorna is in labor]

Lorna: I am not ready to have this baby!

[the nurses ignore her and keep wheeling her in]

Lorna: All right, fine, wheel me in if you want! My legs are staying closed!

[Lorna picks Charlie up from prison]

Charlie Croker: This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador!

Lorna: It does?

Charlie Croker: Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes, and already I'm in a hot car.

Lorna: Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby.

Lorna: [after hearing a rapid knock at the door] It's the Law, Charlie!

Charlie Croker: What you tell 'em?

Lorna: Charlie, would I tell them anything?

Charlie Croker: ...Yes you would.

Lorna: Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?

Lorna: I'm hungry... got any gin?

Jamie: It's in the kitchen.

[teen-aged Lorna makes George an offer he can't refuse]

Lorna: You wanna fuck?

Lorna: God damn it, Dale! All that man ever do is create a mess!

Lorna: So what do you do for a living?

Andy: I... I write classified ads.

Lorna: I've read some of your work. Some of it's pretty good.

[holding up a hacky-sack]

Callum: Would you like to groove to my hacky-sack vibe?

Lorna: I... I... I wouldn't, no.

Lorna: You're not one of those guys who yaps about love and brings up his ex-girlfriend and then goes AWOL, are you?

Lorna: You are certifiable! What is this? Some sort of smart-ass joke? You're taking cooking?

Michael: I want to learn how to cook.

Lorna: Yeah, right. You have some burning desire to learn how to make apple brown betty...

Michael: What are you doing here if you think so highly of it?

Lorna: Well, they wouldn't let me take auto mechanics, and I didn't have time to take the issue to the Supreme Court.

Michael: So, what are you doing over the summer?

Lorna: I have a job pumping gas.

Michael: You finally got the Supreme Court to hear your case, huh?

Lorna: Yeah.

Michael: They need me.

Lorna: I need you.

Lorna: ...So, now that we've determined that I belong here, let's talk about you.

Lorna: You're strange. I cut. I didn't feel like having my picture taken with those sub-humans.

Lorna: You're certifiable. You're welcome!

Michael: If you want to go back, that's fine with me.

Lorna: You're a bully.

Michael: No. I'm a liar.

Lorna: [to Michael] Why do you have to carry the burden of someone else's life?

Lorna: You're like two kids fighting over a ball.

Arthur Seldom: And you're the ball?

Lorna: No, I'm the nurse who's going to spank your bottoms if you don't shut up.

Lorna: What? I don't want to be here with you.

Andrew: I can't stop thinking of you.

Lorna: Andrew.

Andrew: I can't.

Lorna: Andrew, your wife's funeral's in here.

Andrew: She's not my wife. You're my wife. I married her because you left.

Lorna: I have an idea. Why don't you and I make out in front of her dead body? It would excite you, huh?

Andrew: This has nothing to do with her.

Lorna: You don't think so? You don't think this is her day?

Andrew: She's dead now! She doesn't have to worry now!

Lorna: You shit, you've gone crazy.

Andrew: No I haven't.

[tries to touch her]

Andrew: I masturbate thinking about you.

[Lorna turns and walks in the room]

Andrew: That time in the car - in Santa Cruz... You drove me crazy. Nobody can make me come like that. Only you can do that.

[approaching her]

Andrew: Do you think about me? Tell me! Tell me if you think about me sometimes!

[looks her in this eyes, closely]

Andrew: If you don't, I'll get out of here right now.

Lorna: Did she know about this?

[Andrew kisses Lorna]

[Lorna and Lisa casually encounter in the Andrew's wife funeral]

Lorna: Hey.

Lisa: Hello, Lorna. How are you?

Lorna: I'm...

[chuckles]

Lorna: Did you- did you know her?

Lisa: Uh- yeah, we met at a yoga class.

Lorna: Small world.

Lisa: Yeah. We make it small when we want to.

Lorna: What do you mean?

Lisa: By opening doors instead of closing them.

Lorna: You trying to tell me something? Because everyone here is looking at me and talking to me as if I'm part of this.

Lisa: About what, this disaster?

[pause]

Lisa: I didn't mean anything by it. It is a small world.

Whitney: Wow, is that a new journal you got there?

Lorna: Yeah. It's a travel journal. For emotional callbacks.

Lorna: Gosh! This village is so enchanting.

Whitney: Lorna, are you having a journal-gasm right now?

Lorna: Actually, yes. Multiple ones. I get to write about how beautiful this village is... and I get to write about what a raving bitch you are.

Lorna: [about Beth] Does she get, like, a really big allowance?

Whitney: No, it's more like an inheritance. Her mom died when she was twelve and, like, left her everything. And so she keeps her dad on an allowance.

Lorna: Really?

Whitney: Yeah. She could pretty much buy Slovakia if she wanted to.

Lorna: Oh my gosh! Could we go?

Whitney: [Whispering to Beth] It sounds kind of gay.

Miroslav: [while taking a flyer for the harvest festival] Excuse me.

Whitney: Oh, we are so going to the harvest festival.

Lorna: [to Bubblegum Gang] Would you like a smint?