Kyle Grant Quotes in Dunston Checks In (1996)

Robert Grant: Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage.

Kyle Grant: I didn't throw him in the garbage.

Robert Grant: Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat.

Kyle Grant: He jumped off the dog walk.

Robert Grant: The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Kyle Grant: He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over.

Robert Grant: Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.

Brian: Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.

Kyle Grant: I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.

Brian: All right, the gorilla.

Kyle Grant: When we get back, you'll see.

Kyle Grant: Hello Mr. Dubrow. Wheres Mrs. Dubrow?

Victor: Scouting hotels in Alaska.