Consuelo Quotes in Dunston Checks In (1996)
Robert Grant: I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying.
Consuelo: [Consuelo starts up tears] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh.
Vallo: Why did you bolt your cabin door last night?
Consuelo: If you knew it was bolted you must have tried it. If you tried it, you know why it was bolted.
Consuelo: You are a fighter. Fight with us. Fight for something decent.
Vallo: Not I. All my life I've watched injustice and dishonesty fly the flag of decency. I don't trust it.
Consuelo: I have something for you.
Nick Deezy: I have something for you.
Consuelo: Here. It's an aphrodisiac. It's made from the horn of rhinoceros and dried rabbit glands.
[hands a pill to Nick]
Nick Deezy: But no sugar, I hope. Ooh! Are there rhinoceroses in a garage in New Jersey?
Nick Deezy: A garage in New Jersey. I swear that's where this was made.
Mikey Livingston: Wasn't there high school in El Salvador?
Consuelo: We had to work. My family was poor.
Mikey Livingston: It must have been hard being poor.
Consuelo: I am still poor.
Mikey Livingston: But Consuelo... even though you're poor, don't you have any hobbies or interests or anything?
Consuelo: No, Mikey.
Mikey Livingston: Why was he on death row?
Consuelo: For rape and murder.
Mikey Livingston: Consuelo, what is rape exactly?
Consuelo: It is when you love someone and they don't love you and you do something about it.
Mikey Livingston: Sometimes I think my parents don't love me.
Consuelo: Well, when you get older you can do something about it.
Anita: We came with our hearts open!
Consuelo: With our arms open!
Pepe: [to Consuelo] You came with your mouth open!
Consuelo: [laughing] Bravo, HE - funnier than ever...
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