Consuelo Quotes in Dunston Checks In (1996)


Consuelo Quotes:

  • Robert Grant: I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying.

    Consuelo: [Consuelo starts up tears] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh.

  • Vallo: Why did you bolt your cabin door last night?

    Consuelo: If you knew it was bolted you must have tried it. If you tried it, you know why it was bolted.

  • Consuelo: You are a fighter. Fight with us. Fight for something decent.

    Vallo: Not I. All my life I've watched injustice and dishonesty fly the flag of decency. I don't trust it.

  • Consuelo: I have something for you.

    Nick Deezy: I have something for you.

    Consuelo: Here. It's an aphrodisiac. It's made from the horn of rhinoceros and dried rabbit glands.

    [hands a pill to Nick]

    Nick Deezy: But no sugar, I hope. Ooh! Are there rhinoceroses in a garage in New Jersey?

    Consuelo: What?

    Nick Deezy: A garage in New Jersey. I swear that's where this was made.

  • Mikey Livingston: Wasn't there high school in El Salvador?

    Consuelo: We had to work. My family was poor.

    Mikey Livingston: It must have been hard being poor.

    Consuelo: I am still poor.

    Mikey Livingston: But Consuelo... even though you're poor, don't you have any hobbies or interests or anything?

    Consuelo: No, Mikey.

  • Mikey Livingston: Why was he on death row?

    Consuelo: For rape and murder.

    Mikey Livingston: Consuelo, what is rape exactly?

    Consuelo: It is when you love someone and they don't love you and you do something about it.

    Mikey Livingston: Sometimes I think my parents don't love me.

    Consuelo: Well, when you get older you can do something about it.

  • Anita: We came with our hearts open!

    Consuelo: With our arms open!

    Pepe: [to Consuelo] You came with your mouth open!

  • Consuelo: [laughing] Bravo, HE - funnier than ever...

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