Lionel Spalding Quotes in Dunston Checks In (1996)
Lionel Spalding Quotes:
[Lionel shouts hysterically after seeing Dunston and La Farge slaps him]
Lionel Spalding: Why is everyone in this hotel always slapping me?'!
[La Farge slaps him again]
Lionel Spalding: Monkey head. Monkey head.
Lionel Spalding: His name is Neil after Neil Armstrong
[in baby talk voice]
Lionel Spalding: the first man on the moon, yes he was!
Lionel Spalding: [Final Lines:] NOOOO!
[Dunston drops a coconut on Lionel's head]
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