Julie Keller Quotes in Friends with Kids (2011)

Jason Fryman: Slow painful death by disease... or watching the love of your life die a slow painful death by disease?

Julie Keller: A. Definitely A. Much worse to be without the person you love than to have a slow painful death.

[... ]

Julie Keller: You?

Jason Fryman: Oh, B.

Julie Keller: Really? You would rather watch the love of your life die slowly and painfully?

Jason Fryman: Well, it wouldn't be awesome, but better them than me. Got a lot of good years left.

Jason Fryman: Ah, she'll be fine. She's gotta great

[looks under the comforter ]

Jason Fryman: sense of humour.

Julie Keller: You're such an asshole.

Jason Fryman: I know.

Jason Fryman: Look, we really wanna have a kid.

Julie Keller: Yeah.

Jason Fryman: We just don't want to subject that kid to our tragic marriage.

Leslie: Our tragic marriage?

Jason Fryman: No, OUR

[indicating Julie and himself]

Jason Fryman: tragic marriage.

Julie Keller: The one we would have.

Jason Fryman: Us.

Julie Keller: I mean see, we-we, um, we just, you know we don't wanna fall in-in the trap that most of our friends have...

[realises that she is saying the right thing in front of the wrong persons]

Julie Keller: I have heard so much about you, I feel like I know you. I've two of your thongs in my apartment.

[Awkward pause]

Julie Keller: I washed them.