Gertrude Steiney Quotes in Jersey Girl (2004)

Gertrude Steiney: [very pregnant Gertrude is getting ready for the VMAs] You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!

Ollie: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.

Gertrude Steiney: [now crying] I wanna be a coked-out whore!

Ollie: They're just skinny because they're coked out whores.

Gertrude Steiney: [sobbing] I wanna' be a coked-out whore!

Ollie: Okay. You can be a coked-out whore. You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.