Judge R. D. Whopper Quotes in What Happens in Vegas (2008)

Judge R. D. Whopper: ...Listen, I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days when I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but when I said those vows, I meant them.

Judge R. D. Whopper: [referring to Jack and Joy] Gay people aren't ruining the sanctity of marriage, you people are!