Tipper Quotes in What Happens in Vegas (2008)

[after Joy is dumped by her fiancé]

Tipper: You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser ass friends to go over to Mason's apartment , knock on the door and when he opens it wham! They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!"

Joy McNally: Wow! Did you just make that up?

Tipper: No, I thought about it a lot on the way over

Tipper: If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you.

Joy McNally: Is there any part of the night, I don't know, maybe say the part where I was about to marry the rebound guy, that you thought, 'hey oh my God, this is a really good time for an intervention'?

Tipper: [extremely hungover] Seriously?

Joy McNally: Yeah.

Tipper: I like... threw up in my own purse... so...

Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?

Tipper: You know why!

Tipper: You know why.

Tipper: I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.

Mason: Well, this is my place so technically you'd be the one... who has to leave, but... are you crying?

Mason: [switches on light]

Tipper: Surprise...

Mason: Oh... shit balls...