Johnny Murata Quotes in Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.

Chris Kenner: [nods] Thanks. I don't know what to say.

Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"?

Chris Kenner: Don't get killed.

Johnny Murata: You too.

Johnny Murata: You have the right to be dead.

Johnny Murata: Ya know, it's kinda like one of those video games... you just defeated the first wave.

Chris Kenner: Do you know you have moments when you're truly an asshole?

Johnny Murata: We've got a problem here. There are more bad guys than we've got bullets.

Chris Kenner: Hey, she was frightened.

Johnny Murata: Yeah, I saw you strip down for that hot tub. I'd be frightened, too...

Johnny Murata: Cop. Policeman, Understand? It's bad to shoot me. He's a cop too. It's bad to shoot him.

[Kenner says some words in Japanese]

Johnny Murata: What did that mean?

Det. Kenner: Roughly translated, out of the frying pan and boned up the ass with a red-hot poker.

Johnny Murata: There you have it.

Johnny Murata: This may sound strange for a cop: Let's get the fuck out of here.

[Kenner is aiming a gun at the main bad guy]

Johnny Murata: Well? Are you gonna kill him?

Det. Kenner: Not right now... Maybe later.

Chris Kenner: I liked that car. And I liked that girl. And I'd like to cut off certain parts of Yoshida's anatomy.

Johnny Murata: Ya know, you've got a fixation, pal...

Johnny Murata: Listen, will you do this right? Clean? Like a cop in the 20th century, not some samurai warrior? We're gonna nail this guy. And when we get done... we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks!

Det. Kenner: [Jonny beats up some guys to let Kenner through] How long did you study?

Johnny Murata: Since I was four.

Det. Kenner: Should've started earlier. That would've helped your form.

Johnny Murata: I was four! There's nothing wrong with my form.

Johnny Murata: [sees Japanese businessmen eating sushi off of a naked woman] You know that thing I said about the fish? I can change my mind...

Johnny Murata: You know all of that upper body strength really slows you down.

Chris Kenner: I'm not slow.

Johnny Murata: You didn't hit me.

Chris Kenner: If I did, you wouldn't be here.

Johnny Murata: Not arguing. But you didn't...

Johnny Murata: I wanted to work in Malibu.

Chris Kenner: That'll never happen.

Johnny Murata: Thanks, that's supportive. I've joined you on this quest for personal vengeance and you've got to take a shot at my dreams?

Chris Kenner: Malibu's Sheriff's Department, not LAPD.

Johnny Murata: Really? Damn.

[last lines]

Johnny Murata: What are we going to call this in the police report?

Chris Kenner: How about "community relations"?

Johnny Murata: We blew up the crime scene, killed the suspects...

Chris Kenner: ...and joined the local parade.

Johnny Murata: I like it!

Chris Kenner: [they've been partners less than a day] Look, I'm gonna call your chief, tell him it's not working out, and send you back to wherever it is you came from.

Johnny Murata: Don't do that. They really don't want me back. I have a problem keeping partners too.

Chris Kenner: I can see why. I hate you already.

Johnny Murata: So shall we get down and kick some ass?

Chris Kenner: No. I'm gonna enjoy being dead for a while.

Johnny Murata: [to Kenner] Listen you Zen warrior, fucking samurai asshole! I wanna know what's up!

Johnny Murata: [about to enter the Bansai Club] I'm warning you, I don't eat raw fish. But that's just me.

Johnny Murata: We do this right. Like a cop in the 20th century and not some warrior, we're gonna get this guy. And when we're done we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks!

Johnny Murata: There's nothing wrong with my form!

Johnny Murata: That's perfect... I'm partnered with a homicidal maniac on a personal vendetta of family vengeance.