Chris Kenner Quotes in Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

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  • Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.

    Chris Kenner: [nods] Thanks. I don't know what to say.

    Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"?

    Chris Kenner: Don't get killed.

    Johnny Murata: You too.

  • Johnny Murata: Ya know, it's kinda like one of those video games... you just defeated the first wave.

    Chris Kenner: Do you know you have moments when you're truly an asshole?

  • Chris Kenner: Hey, she was frightened.

    Johnny Murata: Yeah, I saw you strip down for that hot tub. I'd be frightened, too...

  • Yoshida: You are dead!

    Chris Kenner: Hell sucked! We are back!

  • Chris Kenner: I liked that car. And I liked that girl. And I'd like to cut off certain parts of Yoshida's anatomy.

    Johnny Murata: Ya know, you've got a fixation, pal...

  • Minako: This is a nice place.

    Chris Kenner: I built it.

  • Johnny Murata: You know all of that upper body strength really slows you down.

    Chris Kenner: I'm not slow.

    Johnny Murata: You didn't hit me.

    Chris Kenner: If I did, you wouldn't be here.

    Johnny Murata: Not arguing. But you didn't...

  • Johnny Murata: I wanted to work in Malibu.

    Chris Kenner: That'll never happen.

    Johnny Murata: Thanks, that's supportive. I've joined you on this quest for personal vengeance and you've got to take a shot at my dreams?

    Chris Kenner: Malibu's Sheriff's Department, not LAPD.

    Johnny Murata: Really? Damn.

  • [last lines]

    Johnny Murata: What are we going to call this in the police report?

    Chris Kenner: How about "community relations"?

    Johnny Murata: We blew up the crime scene, killed the suspects...

    Chris Kenner: ...and joined the local parade.

    Johnny Murata: I like it!

  • Chris Kenner: [they've been partners less than a day] Look, I'm gonna call your chief, tell him it's not working out, and send you back to wherever it is you came from.

    Johnny Murata: Don't do that. They really don't want me back. I have a problem keeping partners too.

    Chris Kenner: I can see why. I hate you already.

  • Minako: [laughs]

    Chris Kenner: What?

    Minako: That time I heard you coming!

  • Chris Kenner: Bad news: the asshole found us first.

  • Johnny Murata: So shall we get down and kick some ass?

    Chris Kenner: No. I'm gonna enjoy being dead for a while.

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