Zatch Quotes in Surf Ninjas (1993)

Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.

Iggy: Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.

[Later]

Iggy: On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan.

Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?

Lt. Spence: You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife.

Adam: [after leaving the raid at their house] So... when can we go back home?

Zatch: Your home is Patusan.

Johnny: No! Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park.

Iggy: Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright! I mean, what if the house blows up...

[a big Explosion happens in the background]

Iggy: ...WHOA!

Adam: [Stunned] Our home!

Johnny: [Stunned also] He... blew up our home!

Zatch: [Regretably] I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny.

Johnny: [Starts attacking Zatch] You had no choice... You had no CHOICE? Your INSANE!

Adam: [Helping Johnny] Get your rotten hands off my Brother!

Zatch: Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back!

Iggy: I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property!

Johnny: What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything.

Iggy: I did too! Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up!

[Convinced that He has Special Powers]

Iggy: Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power?

[Realization hits]

Iggy: Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!

Zatch: [Annoyed by Iggy] But what of THIS one, the Commoner?

Adam: Why don't you just blow HIM up!

Adam: I see you leading thousands victoriously into battle.

Zatch: Really?

Adam: What's this? You're wearing a dress!

Zatch: What's this?

Adam: Psych!

Zatch: They have taken him.

Adam: Woah! How'd he do that?

Iggy: Like this: They have taken him.