Lt. Spence Quotes in Surf Ninjas (1993)
Lt. Spence Quotes:
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Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
Lt. Spence: I had a key.
Johnny: Where, we searched you?
Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.
-- Lt. Spence -
Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.
Iggy: Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.
[Later]
Iggy: On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan.
Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?
Lt. Spence: You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife.
-- Lt. Spence -
Lt. Spence: Brothers don't surf.
-- Lt. Spence
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