Lt. Spence Quotes in Surf Ninjas (1993)

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Lt. Spence Quotes:

  • Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?

    Lt. Spence: I had a key.

    Johnny: Where, we searched you?

    Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.

    Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?

    Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.

  • Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.

    Iggy: Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.

    [Later]

    Iggy: On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan.

    Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?

    Lt. Spence: You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife.

  • Lt. Spence: Brothers don't surf.

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