Jiff Ramsey Quotes in Bowfinger (1999)

[Interviewing Jiff for the movie]

Robert K. Bowfinger: Would you be willing to cut your hair?

Jiff Ramsey: Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few... accidents.

Robert K. Bowfinger: Do you have any experience in motion pictures?

Jiff Ramsey: Uh, well, yeah, quite a bit, actually, I have quite a bit of experience. I'm an active, uh, renter at Blockbuster, and I, um, attend the filmed cinema, uh, as much as possible, weekly, bi-weekly, inter-week-... intermediately.

Robert K. Bowfinger: Would you be willing to cut your hair?

Jiff Ramsey: [sighs] Oh, yes, but, uh, it's usually better if someone else does it. I've had a few... accidents.

Jiff Ramsey: Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errands. That'd be a major boost for me.