Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho Quotes in Bowfinger (1999)

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #1.

Kit: Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #2.

Kit: Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #3.

Kit: Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won't.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: And what is it that we don't do?

Kit: Oh, man!

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: What is it?

Kit: Look, I have to show it to the Laker Girls.

Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: You cannot show it to the Laker Girls. I know you want to show it to the Laker Girls but you can never show it to the Laker Girls. Keep Mr Weenie in the pants. Always in the pants.