D.J. Johnson Quotes in Johnson Family Vacation (2004)

Nate Johnson: [DJ sees Nate's griddle and tries to sneakily get a piece, Nate catches him and hits his hand] oh no! don't even think about it

D.J. Johnson: Dang dad!

Nate Johnson: [takes the griddle and starts eating it] Man what would i do without my Mike Tyson Griddle, tastes so good it'll bite cha back

Nate Johnson: You know son,the only reason i'm hard on you is well because one day you'll wear the pants in your own family, people will depend on you, and how can they do that if your pants are all hanging of your behind? I mean have you thought about what you gonna do if this whole rap thing dudn't work out?

D.J. Johnson: well, i was thinking about law school

[nate smiles in agreement]

D.J. Johnson: or medical school

[nate nods again in agreement]

D.J. Johnson: but then mom says she'll help me incorporate

[nate looks over at dorothy who's sleeping]

D.J. Johnson: so i was thinking about coming out with my own line of hip hop pyjamas

Nate Johnson: pyjamas?

[nate looks at him]

D.J. Johnson: you know how Puffy has Sean John and then Jigga has Rockawear

Nate Johnson: oh my days

D.J. Johnson: Dj's pjs baggy always!

[laughs to himself]

D.J. Johnson: bad!

Nate Johnson: I told your mother not stand by the microwave when she was pregnant with you!

[Dj looks puzzled]