Hilly Quotes in Weird Science (1985)

[Chet finds out that the house is a mess and his room is snowing. He blasts the door to his sister's room where Wyatt are Hilly were sleeping]

Wyatt: Hi Chet.

Chet: [Grabs Wyatt] What the hell is going on around here?

Wyatt: It was an accident Chet.

Chet: An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!

Wyatt: It's weird Chet. It's really weird Chet.

Chet: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.

Wyatt: It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.

Chet: Don't smart mouth me you wormy little shit!

[Places Wyatt in a neck hold]

Hilly: Look just leave him alone!

Chet: Stay out of this bimbo! It's a family matter.

Wyatt: Look Chet. Find Lisa. She'll clear up everything.

[Chet tightens his grip on Wyatt]

Wyatt: You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet.

[Chet releases Wyatt]

[Gary and Wyatt are in the bathroom while Hilly and Deb are outside]

Hilly: What are you guys doing here?

Wyatt: [from inside the bathroom] Gary was just takin' a shit!

[Gary closes the door and slaps the grinning Wyatt hard across the face]