Lord General Quotes in Weird Science (1985)

Gary Wallace: We're gonna go get you guys some drinks. You look like a scotch man, you want some- we're gonna get some stuff and...

Lord General: Is this your party?

Gary Wallace: [fumbling his words] Well yeah, kinda, if you could call it- because...

Wyatt: I don't know if you could call it a party, it's just a few friends.

Lord General: How come two unpopular dicks like you is having a party?

Gary Wallace: I don't know, I mean I guess I was just asking myself that very question, and I can be a dick sometimes, so I don't know, I don't know.

Lord General: How would you like all your friends here to know that you wear a bra on your head?

Lord General: [crowd laughter] Tossed off into any good books lately, have we?

Lord General: [crowd laughter] You two can't even take a shower with a beautiful woman without wearing your jeans.