Booger Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

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Booger Quotes:

  • Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd?

    Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

  • [Booger is teaching Takashi poker]

    Takashi: I think I've got a frush.

    Booger: What the fuck's a frush?

    Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A *frush*.

    Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.

    Takashi: Oh, thank you.

  • Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?

    Lamar: I do!

    Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.

    Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?

    Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!

  • [Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate]

    Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!

    Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

  • Takashi: Maybe we could have robster craws.

    Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?

  • [Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently]

    Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?

    Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.

    Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

  • Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?

    Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.

  • Judy: Maybe we should eat?

    Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?

    Booger: Hey guys...

    [opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]

    Booger: ... wonder joints.

  • [rings door buzzer]

    Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?

    Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...

    Mail Slot Man: What do you want?

    Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?

    Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?

    Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...

    Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

    Booger: I've come about the roo...

    Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!

    Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent?

    Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!

    Booger: I thought it was for rent!

    Mail Slot Man: Fuck off!

    [mail flap closes]

  • Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place?

    Gibert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm.

    [Brick is hurled through the window]

    Booger: What was that?

    Gibert: It says: "Nerds get out!"

    Takashi: What is a nerd?

    Gibert: *We* are.

  • Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.

    Booger: What's mopery?

    Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity prank. But there's only one organization that can handle such matters.

    Gibert: What is that?

    Sergeant: [disdainfully] The Greek Council.

  • Lamar: [showing ticket to flight attendant] We're V.I.P.s

    Stewardess: [directing] Right over there.

    Booger: Very Immense Penises.

    [Flight Attendant slaps Booger]

  • Booger: [after walking into Snotty's room] This place is a pig sty.

    Snotty: Thank you.

    Booger: You should be ashamed of yourself!

    Snotty: [indifferent] Fuck you. Who die and make you God?

    Booger: My name's Dudley Dawson. They call me "Booger".

    Snotty: Edgar Po Wong. They call me "Snotty."

  • Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.

    [Woman slaps Booger hard]

    Woman: JERK!

  • Harold Wormser: What do you think they are going to do?

    Lamar: I don't know. I think they're going to sacrifice a virgin.

    Booger: I hope not. A virgin's a terrible thing to waste.

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