Booger Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
Booger Quotes:
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Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd?
Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.
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[Booger is teaching Takashi poker]
Takashi: I think I've got a frush.
Booger: What the fuck's a frush?
Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A *frush*.
Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.
Takashi: Oh, thank you.
-- Booger -
Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?
Lamar: I do!
Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.
Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?
Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!
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[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate]
Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!
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Takashi: Maybe we could have robster craws.
Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?
-- Booger -
[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently]
Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
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Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?
Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.
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Judy: Maybe we should eat?
Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
Booger: Hey guys...
[opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]
Booger: ... wonder joints.
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[rings door buzzer]
Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?
Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...
Mail Slot Man: What do you want?
Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?
Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?
Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Booger: I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!
Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent?
Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!
Booger: I thought it was for rent!
Mail Slot Man: Fuck off!
[mail flap closes]
-- Booger -
Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place?
Gibert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm.
[Brick is hurled through the window]
Booger: What was that?
Gibert: It says: "Nerds get out!"
Takashi: What is a nerd?
Gibert: *We* are.
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Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.
Booger: What's mopery?
Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity prank. But there's only one organization that can handle such matters.
Gibert: What is that?
Sergeant: [disdainfully] The Greek Council.
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Lamar: [showing ticket to flight attendant] We're V.I.P.s
Stewardess: [directing] Right over there.
Booger: Very Immense Penises.
[Flight Attendant slaps Booger]
-- Booger -
Booger: [after walking into Snotty's room] This place is a pig sty.
Snotty: Thank you.
Booger: You should be ashamed of yourself!
Snotty: [indifferent] Fuck you. Who die and make you God?
Booger: My name's Dudley Dawson. They call me "Booger".
Snotty: Edgar Po Wong. They call me "Snotty."
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Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
[Woman slaps Booger hard]
Woman: JERK!
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Harold Wormser: What do you think they are going to do?
Lamar: I don't know. I think they're going to sacrifice a virgin.
Booger: I hope not. A virgin's a terrible thing to waste.
-- Booger
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