Lamar Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Lamar: Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So Wormser come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before. Break!

Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?

Lamar: I do!

Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.

Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?

Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!

Lamar: I told you how to avoid divorce lawyers. You get married, and you stay married.

Lamar: [showing ticket to flight attendant] We're V.I.P.s

Stewardess: [directing] Right over there.

Booger: Very Immense Penises.

[Flight Attendant slaps Booger]

Harold Wormser: What do you think they are going to do?

Lamar: I don't know. I think they're going to sacrifice a virgin.

Booger: I hope not. A virgin's a terrible thing to waste.

Lamar: This old fart's crazy!