Betty Childs Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before.

[Lewis takes off his mask]

Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd!

Lewis: Yeah.

Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.

[gasps in ecstacy]

Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as you?

Lewis: Yes.

Betty Childs: How come?

Lewis: 'Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.

Stan Gable: Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life.

Betty Childs: Pretty soon, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council.

Stan Gable: Yeah. And we'll be up to our armpits in nerd shit.

Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty.

Betty Childs: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.

Lewis: You have to. I paid my money.

Betty Childs: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break.

Stan Gable: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead] Kiss this, nerd.

Betty Childs: I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny.

Stan Gable: God, Betty, you're like a goat.

Betty Childs: [in the Pi's bathroom] Listen, if Stan calls tell him I'll call him back, okay?

Suzy: Okay.

Lewis: [Betty opens the shower curtain and finds Lewis; gasps] Panty raid!

[Betty screams; Lewis laughs, chasing her]

Betty Childs: That nerd saw me naked!