Heston Quotes in Ella Enchanted (2004)

Edgar: I trust you found everything to your satisfaction?

Ella: Yes, thank you.

Edgar: Good, good.

[Edgar knocks book off table]

Edgar: Oh, dear. How clumsy of me. Pick it up.

[Ella picks it up]

Edgar: Very good. Now touch your toes.

Ella: [touching her toes] Oh, no.

Edgar: Oh, yes. And while you're about it, why don't you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?

[Ella does so]

Edgar: Now jump up and down.

Ella: [jumping up and down] Please stop.

Edgar: Wait. Perhaps you know this one.

[sings]

Edgar: Put your left foot in...

[Ella puts left foot in]

Edgar: ...put your left foot out...

[Ella puts left foot out]

Edgar: ...put your left foot in...

[Ella puts left foot in]

Edgar: ...and shake it all about. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.

[Ella shakes]

Edgar: Shake your booty. Shake your booty.

[Ella shakes booty]

Edgar: Oh ho! This is fabulous!

Heston: Hate to be a party pooper, but Edgar, evil plans, remember?

Edgar: Yes, you're right

[to Ella]

Edgar: Okay, stop.

Fan Club Girl: He tried to kill Prince Char!

Girl: Get him!

Heston: Oh, no!

[Char's fan club start beating him up]

Heston: Ow!

Edgar: So, Ella of Frell is your sister.

Hattie: Step-sister, actually.

Edgar: Really? Tell me what do you know about her?

Hattie: What's in it for me?

Heston: How about that your eyeballs remain inside your head?

Hal Hefner: You know, Ginny said I won't be her real partner for months. And until then, I'm, like... the mascot. The disfluent mascot. The disfluent mascot who's not getting a BJ.

Heston: Like an aardvark.

Hal Hefner: No, that was a joke, Heston... there isn't a debate mascot.

Heston: I, for some reason, was convinced that it was an aardvark.

Hal Hefner: No.

Heston: C'est la vie.

Heston: My Dad told me I was the world's utmost idiot for not realizing you won something today... please accept my belated congratulations.