Michael Sobel Quotes in Analyze This (1999)

Michael Sobel: Hey dad. "I go fag, you die!"

Dr. Ben Sobel: That's it! I am sealing the vent in your room. You cannot listen to my sessions.

Michael Sobel: It's so cool. Was that really Paul Vitti?

Dr. Ben Sobel: Well, I didn't ask to see his mafia decoder ring, but yes, that was Paul Vitti. You can't tell anyone about this.

Michael Sobel: Should I take it off the internet?

Dr. Ben Sobel: Michael!

Michael Sobel: Just kidding.

Michael Sobel: Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout.