Happy Chapman Quotes in Garfield (2004)

Happy Chapman: [to Garfield] Nice kitty.

Garfield: Let's see what's on the news.

[zaps Happy Chapman with the shock collar]

Happy Chapman: [Persnikitty] Here I am, working with this sack of dander on a dead end regional morning show.

Happy Chapman: If I could get my hands on a really talented dog, wouldn't Walter J

[his brother]

Happy Chapman: just choke on his Emmy?

Happy Chapman: I believe you've found my dog. He answers to Odie.

Mrs. Baker: Odie?

Happy Chapman: Family name.

Happy Chapman: Good morning, New York. I know you're gonna' flip for Odie, because he sure is flipping for you

[zaps him with the shock collar]

Happy Chapman: .

[repeated line]

Happy Chapman: Be happy.

Happy Chapman: I hate lasagna.

Steward: Good afternoon, gentlemen. Salmon, steak or lasagna?

Happy Chapman: Steak. I hate lasagna.